Beauty and the Beast – A Horny Love Story

Beauty and the Beast – A Horny Love Story

The adult panto with a big... heart
OfferNo booking fee
From £23.00
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Valid all performances 21 November 2025 - 11 Januray 2026 Book by 17 August 2025.

He might be a beast but his castle is to die for!

Award-winning adult-panto queens He’s Behind You! return with a ridiculous new version of the 18th greatest love story ever told. Be our guest in the frostbitten Scottish village of Lickmanochers where inexperienced mummy’s boy Bertie becomes the prisoner of an aristocratic brute with lustrous body hair and a castle that’s just begging for a makeover. As the snow falls, it’s not just the tension that rises…

Starring the best dame in town Matthew Baldwin (“sublime” – Guardian; “wonderful” – Time Out) and packed with big laughs, daft frocks, hilarious songs and all the panto trimmings, don’t miss London’s top festive night out. It’s fabulous fun – just NOT for all the family.

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Details

StartsFriday, 21 November 2025
EndsSunday, 11 January 2026
Running TimeTBC
CategoryMusical

Venue

VenueCharing Cross Theatre
Address(formerly New Players Theatre), The Arches, Villiers Street, London, WC2N 6NG
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Nearest TubeCharing Cross, Embankment
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Minimum Age

This production is recommended for ages 18+.